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The story :-)
One day a scrap merchant died
and duly presented himself at the gates of heaven. Peter, the keeper
of the gate, asked for his name and profession. Upon learning that he
was a scrap metal merchant Peter advised him that there were no
openings for any such people. The merchant thereupon complained that
one of his predecessors had already arrived and been admitted, so why
not him?
Peter, still not having got
used to the new fangled computer system, decided to go into the
office to look back through the books of life to check on this
statement. Having ascertained that his memory was not at fault and
that no such person had been admitted, he went back to confront the
merchant only to find that he had already disappeared - and so
had the gates!!!
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